Had a great time last night, but job is freaking me out. (started this the other day, Sorry)

So, for those of you that read my blog (All 2 of you, LOL), I found out that the massage that I got was called a "Yoni" massage. You can Google it if you have any questions, but yeah, I had my Yoni massaged.

So, I have been working a automobile expo and car show since Sunday. Most of the events don't kick off until tomorrow, but there have been some symposiums and trainings for various automobile trades since yesterday, with a private, invitation only car show tonight. So, anyhow, yesterday I go to the airport to pick up an actress/model (that I have never heard of) that will be "eyecandy" at this car show/auction deal. So, she calls me when she lands, and I tell where the car will meet here, etc.

I didn't recognize her at first, and it was not that big of deal really. There are thousands of actresses/models and although I needed to treat her like a VIP/Guest of the company, I didn't feel like I needed to fall all over her like she was Lady GaGa or something. So, we don't say much in the ride back to the hotel, she is on the phone with a friend most of the time we are in the car, but when we get to the hotel, and I get her checked in, she becomes Chatty Cathy.

She asks me about where there was a place to party, places to eat, places to see, etc etc. I try to explain that I am not from here, but she keeps on. Not in a rude way, but just kind of like a bored kid trying to find something to do. I tell her that I can have the concierge contact her with some things to do, she says that is "cool", and I send her on her way with my business card and my room number on the back. I tell her (not unlike I tell any of the guests/VIP's that if she needs me, feel free to call my room.).

I have a couple of hours before I have to pick up a group of "Top Salesman" from a 5 state car dealership, so I am just chilling in my room, going over schedules, checking emails, etc, when my phone rings. It is "her". She asks where WE can go for something fun. I ask her if the concierge had contacted her yet, she says yes, and he gave me a list of clubs and stuff but it all sounds boring. I am trying to be professional and act like I myself am not bored out of my mind, but she is not having any of it. I tell her that my schedule is pretty full until 3 when I pick up my last guests at the airport and try to put her off and she still is keeping on. I finally tell her when I will be back to the hotel, and to give me a call then, and I will see if I can round something up. She agrees.

I call down to the concierge, and he gives me the same ideas he gave her. I then call my "trainer", who is now back in Las Vegas getting things ready for her new baby and ask her. She tells me that it is not uncommon for VIP's and the like to want to do something fun. If I am so inclined, I can take them out, but any expense over $300 has to be approved and any expenses over $600 during the course of a week have to be approved. She tells me to go through my employee handbook and it will line all of that out, and if I have any questions, to call her back. Now it's not like I didn't know that stuff, I have read the book from cover to cover 4 times because of boredom. I just didn't realize it applied to taking people out for a good time.

So, I pick up the car salesman, and most of them were shitfaced by the time they were picked up. There were 15 guys total, and the hotel had to take 2 vans to pick them all up. The whole ride was them talking about where the nearest "gentleman's club" was, and if the hotel had a bar. They were all pretty nice and respectful, but it was a loud ride back to the hotel. I got them all checked in, gave them itinerary's, and set them up with dinner at the TGIFridays across the street.

Now for the sake of this story, I am going to call the actress/model the name "Lorie". So, I don't know how she knew, but I wasn't back in my room 30 seconds before Lorie was calling me. I answered, and she asks "so, what we going to do?" I asked if she was hungry, she said yeah, so I suggested we hop in a cab and let the cab driver take us somewhere fun to eat. She is at my room 2 minutes later, and I am in the middle of changing when she knocks on the door. I open the door with just my bra and panties on and a towel in front of me for modesty sakes, and apologize that I was trying to get ready. Lorie tells me she doesn't mind, comes right in, and starts fixing her makeup in my bathroom.

I am going to skip ahead a little bit here and not go to heavily in to details. We get taken to a Hooters by the cab driver (his idea of funny). We make the best of it, and end of having a great time there for the better part of an hour. Lorie gets recognized by a waitress, and the next thing we know, every waitress and most the guys in the bar and trying to get her autograph. They take our picture, ask for permission to hang it on the wall and then comp our entire meal and drinks. We leave Hooters and take a short cab ride to the mall. (I am not done with Hooters yet, but I will come back to that).

We spend the next 2 hours at the mall where Lorie, and I have never been with a woman who could shop like that. After buying at least something in every store we visited, we fill the trunk of the cab and head back to the hotel. So, at this point, I am thinking it's close to 9:00 local time, and I am done babysitting her. It's not like I wasn't having a good time, I have just been in a funk because of my job, and wasn't in the mood to go out on a Monday night. I help her take her bags to her room, drop them off, start to tell her goodnight, when she tells me that we are meeting a couple of the waitresses from Hooters at a nightclub at 10:30. I try to tell her no, but, yeah, I went.

So, we get to the club and there is a huge line to get in the door. The concierge put us on the list, so we went right to the front and gave my name to the door guy. I also told him but our other guests that were part of the party and would be giving my name to get in.

So, fast forward a while and it is after midnight. This club had probably 5 small VIP sections and one large one. Well, we got put in to one of the smaller ones and I was having a pretty good time. I guess there was probably a dozen of us in there (We had let some guys in, and a few more girls). I only had maybe 3 drinks all night. It wasn't the money (although each of them fuckers were like $11 a piece) and was starting to get a raging headache, but realized early on that I was in this for the long haul. I took a few Motrin and sat down away from most of the commotion. I am just chillin, watchin all the action, and I look over to see Lorie making out with one of the hooters chicks, and I wasn't the only one watching. Everyone had quite the show for a good five minutes before they got up together and went back to the dance floor.

I was talking with one of the other Hooters chicks, trying to get on top of my headache, and I see them coming back from the bathroom, and I notice Lorie putting her underwear (or what I thought were her underwear) in her little purse. I thought nothing about it really, other than wondering why she would take them off when she had a skirt on. Well, I soon found out why. Not 5 minutes later, I watched the other Hooters girl nonchalantly start to bang Lorie under her coat. Nobody else was watching this time, that I could see, and when I saw her eyes roll back in her head, I knew what had happened. LOL.

Fast forward again to about 2am. The club was closing, and people were scrambling for cabs. Everyone except for us. I had called for the car to pick us up, and the Concierge didn't disappoint again. He had made arrangements to send over a private limo to pick us up.

There weren't any booze in the car (thank god, these other girls were tanked enough as it was). The whole ride back to the hotel, Lorie and Hooters girl number one went at it. This time, Hooters didn't try to hide the fact that she was knuckle deep in Lorie while they made out. Hooters #2 and I just sat there and watched. Now, normally, I think I may have been more excited about this (It was still fun to watch), but my headache had come back even worse, and just wasn't in the mood. I put my head back and closed my eyes and was inches from falling asleep when I felt a hand on my thigh. I opened my eyes to Hooters girl #2 (Sorry, I just totally can't remember their names) looking at me with "fuck me eyes".

I would love to say that was when the night really got fun, but I just couldn't. We did kiss, and she tried to "feel me up" for lack of a better term, but she tasted like old alcohol and stale cigarettes. I really tried, because I was pretty horny, but the headache just wouldn't let go, and ended up telling her so. She was gorgeous, don't get me wrong, I just couldn't. She understood and said she was just havin fun and not to think to much in to it. However, she did give me her phone number and said that I should give her a call before I leave town.

I fall asleep in my clothes with my raging headache. My alarm goes off 2 hours later at 4:30, and after struggling to look at my schedule for the day on my too bright fucking phone, reset my alarm for 6:30 and go back to sleep. When I woke, my headache was mostly gone, and the realization that my job was freaking-me-the-fuck-out rushed back in, and within minutes was puking.

After I composed myself a bit, I took a shower and tried to call Lorie about a dozen times. She had to be at the show by 10am, when 8 finally came around, and I still couldn't get ahold of her, I went to her room. After I knocked the second time, I could hear shuffling around in the room. It was Lorie who answered the door and she looked like absolute hell, and didn't seem to care one little bit that she didn't have a stitch of clothing on.

She invited me in, and although I tried to just say what I had to, and leave, she insisted. Hooters girl was gone, and the room looked surprisingly clean and organized. After hearing her story about how she never does things like this, and how much fun it was, she got in the shower. I once again tried to excuse myself, but she wanted me to stay.

She had no modesty whatsoever, and when she came out of the shower, still dripping wet, I couldn't keep from watching her dry off. She was very very pretty, and had a great body. It was hard not to look, and she knew it. That's when she asked if I would lick her pussy. HA HA, just kidding. So, she gets ready, and watching her was like watching Michelangelo paint. Her makeup case was quite the sight to see, and the way she layered her makeup, put on different colors, blended them and the different creams and lotions she put on first................anyways, it was actually fun to watch. I actually asked her if she would show me how to do some of that, and the next thing I know, she has me wash my face with expensive looking washy stuff, and she starts putting my makeup on. I came out of there looking like a different person, and feeling like a million bucks.


Okay, so all of that happened on Monday. Lorie did her part, signed a ton of autographs and was super professional. I spent the better part of Tuesday setting things up and confirming reservations for next week in Florida. I spent most of the day at the show, but I stayed in back for the most part. It was quieter, and the only place where the WiFi worked in the building. I saw Lorie a couple of times, we exchanged pleasantries, but that was it. I stayed until 3 and went back to the hotel room to finish things up and confirm transportation back to the airport for some people, and confirm arrivals of others. That night, Lorie came and kicked it in my room and we just visited and watched TV. That's when she told me that her agent called her that day, and when she got back to LA, had an audition with Kurt Sutter (and others) for a small part in Sons Of Anarchy. We talked about that for quite a while, and she promised me that if she got the part that she would either try and get me access to the set for that day or at the very least, get me Charlie's (Jax) autograph. FUCKIN SWEET.

She flew out yesterday morning, and we have been texting back and forth ever since. She is a cool chick, and hopefully a new friend. I have to be in the LA area in July, and she wants to get together and she will show me the sights and introduce me to some cool people. If we are still in contact by then, I will definitely take her up on that.

One last thing, I got a note when I got back to the hotel today that a "Miss Holly" had left a message to call her. I haven't decided if I will yet, but I will let you know.