Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Sorry to my peeps!

I know there are a handful of people that follow me, and I am sorry that I haven't been posting. My contract with my internet provider was up on the 18th, and I wanted to find a better/faster connection. Well, I did find one, and I just got it hooked up today.

So before I read the 38,000 emails that I am sure I have, I wanted to finish my story about my experience with my suction cup dildo.

So, there it was, sitting on my bed, looking all inviting and shit. So I tucked it under my clothes, and took it in to the bathroom with me. I locked the door behind me, and before I turned off the light, I lit about a dozen candles around the bathroom. I then turned on some music, and started to run the water. It's funny because I started playing with the dildo. Running it between my breasts, spanking my ass with it, slapping my cheeks and lips with it.........I wasn't being sexual really, just kind of fucking around.

My tub takes for like fucking ever to fill, so I continued to play with my little friend while it filled. Dancing with it, rubbing it, licking it, then finally rubbing my cootchie with it. I stuck it a short ways in, and liked it, so stuck it in further. Still dancing to the music, I started short-fucking myself with the dildo. I certainly wasn't getting too serious with it, I was still just screwing around. I remembered the suction cup, and stuck it to the tub.

The tub was almost full, so I put my feet in the tub, and was going to get down in the water when I changed my mind and sat down on the dildo. It was fucking awesome. I could control every movement, go fast, go slow, whatever. I rocked back and forth, up and down, and had my hands free the whole time. I sucked on my fingers, tweaked my nipples, and before I knew it I was deep in the throngs of a massive orgasm.

As I tried to catch my breath, I sunk down in to the tub. I lay there, content with everything and just relaxed. I may have dozed off for a couple of minutes (or longer), and some obnoxious overly loud commercial on the radio woke me up. When I woke, my hand was wrapped around the shaft of my little friend. I shook off the cobwebs of my nap, and was instantly aroused again. I sat there thinking about if I should dry off, go to bed and take care of business the old fashioned way, or if I wanted to fuck my little friend again. I decided on the latter.

Now, I have never, ever, ever had an issue with getting wet. But with that said, I occasionally like to use a silicone based lube just to get things really slippery and fun. I grabbed the bottle from the back of my bathroom drawer, and put a good amount in to my hand. Way too much actually, but I didn't care. My whole crotch and legs and ass were one big slippery slope of goodness, and I loved it.

I was so slippery in fact, that I could barely keep the dildo inside of me, it kept slipping out. Well, the last time it slipped out, I got a little cocky thinking I could just maneuver it right back in, and just when I thought it was about to go in, I pushed myself back down. Well, I was wrong. The dildo did not go in to my pussy, instead, it went all the way to the hilt IN MY ASS.

My gut reaction was "Oh Shit" and to pull off as fast as I could. But as I slowly pulled it out, I realized it felt really good. I have had experience with anal before, and although it wasn't unpleasant, it was only slightly pleasant. This, was good. Hell, it was better than good. I felt dirty, and nasty, and naughty. And I loved it. I fucked myself for a good five minutes, and when I say I fucked myself, I REALLY FUCKED MYSELF. I couldn't seem to get enough. In that five minutes, I had 3 mini-orgasms, and then finally, the most MIND NUMBING, TOTALLY EXPLOSIVE orgasm I have EVER had. I collapsed in a heap in the luke warm bathtub, out of breath, and worried that I wasn't exactly quiet when I was doing all this.

My roommate was asleep when I snuck out of the bathroom after 1am. Since that night, I have relived that experience a few times. Well, okay, more than a few times. Except for this last week when I have been moving, I did it at least once a day. I am addicted to anal now. Damn, I am a bad girl.

Love ya.