I said yes

So, earlier today, I got a text from the Psychology student friend of mine. She wanted to know my answer. I asked her a bunch of questions like why? Why in person? How does this help you with your paper? Is anyone else going to do that for her? I didn't really like her answers, but something was telling me that I should say yes, so I did. Come to find out, it was just part of her paper to ask, and that if I said yes, she would have more questions for me, and she would never ask to watch me masturbate. I was seriously relieved. I have done some crazy shit in my day, but that would be right at the top of the list.

So, have you ever had a sexual dream about a movie star? I have definitely had dreams where celebrities and the like have populated my dreams. For me, it is completely normal. I have a lot of dreams that actually play out like a movie or a television show. But they don't play out like a television show in my dream, because I am actually in them, but the shit that I am doing is just like a damn movie. Anyways, I have always had this chick crush on Drew Barrymore. I don't know why. Ever since I saw her in the Wedding Singer a long damn time ago, I have just always had this crush on her. Well, I guess it was because I happened to be watching a show last night that showed that makeup ad that she is in, but either way, she made her way in to my dream.

A lot of times, my dreams don't have much cohesion to them. They just seem to be a lot of unrelated scenes all put together in succession, and they don't make much sense. Last night was like that. All I really know is that we were on a cruise ship or something, and we were next to the edge on the deck of the boat somewhere, and we were making out. Neither one of us had our shirts on, but nobody was watching either. Next thing I know, we are eating dinner together, and she is sitting across from me, but has reached under the table and is fingering me. She was sitting up straight, so she must have had some super long arms, but that didn't seem to matter in my dream. She came to my side, and we started making out again, and tearing each other clothes off and pouring cold champagne down each others chests. I think there was one point where we were both naked in bed, but I only remember snippets of that part. So yeah, there is my dream with Drew and me.